THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART
blankets, and music. thanks for wandering into my humble blogosphere. there is a lot of space left over here so have a haiku.
the problem with the
haiku is that sometimes you
end up run- aw shit
maybe it’s because i live in australia, but i still cant handle the fact that people can live so peacefully with bears and those giant horse dinosaur things
moose, i meant moose
To be fair, the rest of us don’t know how you live with… anything that lives in Australia
Boys with strong jawlines and soft eyes kill me
You mean like
Sometimes looking at Jensen causes me actual physical pain. Like now.
What if Mrs. Everdeen had an afair with Mr. Mellark, and Prim is actually Peeta’s half-sister? And that’s why he (Mr. Mellark) was going to keep her stomach full? And that’s why Mrs. Mellark hates Katniss so much. And Mrs. Everdeen never told her husband the truth, and that’s why she get so depressed after he died. And that’s why she keeps running away.
I think you just broke Suzanne Collins.
I think you just broke the fandom
Good. First the fandom. Then the world.
That kind of make sence, ‘cause that’s why Prim is blond and doesn’t have the miner-look like Katniss and Gale. OMG
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
The best of Brigham Young University confessions
THIS IS JUST REALLY FUNNY RIGHT NOW
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now.
I’m sorry but women get shit done. In fact, not sorry.
This is the worst mistake I have ever made
at this point i honestly believe buzzfeed is just pulling words out of a hat and going “yeah sure lets write an article on that”